Sry Dad

Little David was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came - fireman, policeman, farmer, doctor, lawyer, computer engineer, etc., etc. But Little David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father's occupation.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret. He takes off his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if there's a really good offer, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for money."

The teacher, deeply shaken, hurriedly directed the other children to a project in their workbooks. She took Little David aside and asked him, "Is it really true, what you said about your father?"

"No," said Little David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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